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Mar. 24th, 2011

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pippi longstocking is comin' into your world!

Jan. 17th, 2010

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i may be odd but at least i'm unforgettable!

Oct. 8th, 2009

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a haiku few

wrote some of these when i was driving to ilana's from scott's because it took FORHEFER.

you make the earth quake
thunder thighs, hard to ignore
eat low fat yogurt


head covered in horns
animal hide on my chest
but not a viking

save my uterus
you try leaking once a month!
it's not too cute

haiku paradise
atop a porcelain throne
majestic poem

Jul. 31st, 2009

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DAILY HAIKU

sex with a stranger
accidental membership
i welcome the gays

Jun. 16th, 2009

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haiku for the new true blood

blood everywhere
i want to rip your heart out
fake voodoo lady

Jun. 11th, 2009

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"You're going to get cold sleeping on that floor. You better come up on the bed and crawl inside my vagina." No, Brian Fellows.

May. 24th, 2009

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daily haiku...the sims

simulated life.
why can't you sleep anymore?
computer games.

May. 5th, 2009

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daily haiku

granny, you're so old.
i don't like the way you chew
wrinkles! everywhere.

Apr. 28th, 2009

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daily haiku

x-posted on facebook

based off of a conversation overheard in the library at school

the ancient gamecube
your existance, sad, ignored
libations for all

Apr. 23rd, 2009

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garbage day!Collapse )

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